The SIN LIST!!111!!

[setosnicegirl]

So a few months ago, my mother's church gave out this list of "sins" and wanted everyone to read them and repent and pray for said sins.

The supposed sins are so lulzy and so wtf that I couldn't help but laugh at it in church and then told most of you guys on twitter on the meme about it.

Here's the list and it is kinda long.


ABANDONMENT
ABDUCTION
ABHORRENCE OF HOLY THINGS
ABHORRENING JUDGEMENT
ABOMINATION
ABORTION
ABUSIVENESS
NOT ABSTAINING FROM ALL APPEARANCE OF EVIL
ACCUSING
NOT ACKNOWLEDGING THINE INIQUITY
ADULTERY
ADULTEROUS LUST
AFFLECTING OTHERS
AGGRAVATIONS
AGITATION
AIDING AND ABETTING SIN
ALCOHOLISM
ARGUMENTATIVENESS
AFRAID of people or circumstances
AFRAID TO CONFESS JESUS TO PEOPLE
UNJUSTIFIED ANGER (WRATHS)
ANGRY WITH YOUR BROTHER
ANXIOUS
ARGUING
ARROGANCE (SWELLINGS) (PROUD)
ASHAMED, HIDING YOUR LIGHT FOR JESUS
ASHAMED OF JESUS AND HIS WORDS
ASSAULT
ASTROLOGY
ATHEISM
AVARICIOUSNESS
BALL WORSHIP
BACKSLIDING
VAIN BABBLINGS
BACKBITING
BAD ATTITUDE
BAD LANGUAGE
BIG TALK
BEARING FALSE WITNESS
BEING A WORKAHOLIC
BEING TO QUICK TO SPEAK
BICKERING
BEREAVEMENT
BRAGGING
BRAINWASHING
BLACK MAGIC
BLACKMAIL
BOISTEROUNESS
BRIBERY
BRUTALITY
BURNING INCENSE TO GODS
REFUSED TO BE BAPTIZED
BAPTIZED BEFORE BELIEVING ON JESUS
NOT BELIEVING ON NAME OF HIS SON JESUS CHRIST
BIBLE-SEE THE HEADING OF "WORD"
BITTERNESS
BLASPHEMOUS
BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOLY GHOST
NOT BLESSING THEM THAT CURSE YOU
NOT BLESSING THEM WHICH PERSECUTE YOU
A PERSON THAT LEADS THE BLIND ASTRAY
IS CURSED
EATING BLOOD
BOASTING IS EVIL
CALAMITY
CARELESSNESS
COMPLAINING
CONFUSION
CONFRONTATION
BEING DEFIANT
COMPULSIVENESS
BEING CYNICAL
DESPAIR
DEVIOUSNESS
DISAGREEMENTS
DISBELIEF
DISDAIN
DISGUST
DISRUPTIVENESS
DOMINEERINGNESS
DOUBT
EATING UNCLEAN FOOD
EFFEMINATE BEHAVIOUR
EGOTISM
ENLARGED IMAGINATIONS
ENTERING UNGODLY SOUL TIES
ESCAPING
EVIL HEARTS AND IMAGINATIONS
EXASPERATIONS
FAILURE IN DUTY
FANTASIZING
FANTASY LUST
FEAR
HAVING FEARS
FEAR OF MAN
FEAR OF FAILURE
FEAR REJECTION
FETISHES
FIGHTING
FLATTERY
FOOLISHNESS
FOLLOWING THE WAYS OF FLESHINESS
FORNICATION
FURY
GENDERING STRIFE
FRETTING
FRIGIDITY
FRUSTRATIONS
GIVING OTHERS ALCOHOL
GLOOMINESS
GRUMBLING
GUILT
HARLOTRY
HARSHNESS
HAUGHTY
HOMOSEXUALITY
HOPELESSNESS
IDLENESS
IDOLATRIES OF ANY KIND
IMAGINATIONS
IMMORALITY
IMPATIENCE
IMPURE THOUGHTS
INDEPENDENCE
INTIMIDATIONS
INTELLECTUALISM AND SOPHISTICATION
LAZINESS
LEGALISM
LESBIANISM
LEVITATION
LOOSE MORALS
LONELINESS
LOVING MONEY
LOVING HUMAN PRAISE
LUST
LOVING TO CURSE
LUST OF THE MIND
MALE PROSTITUTION
MAGIC
MAKING OR BUYING IMAGES
MASTURBATION
MEANNESS
MISCHIEF
MISERY
MURMURING ABOUT WAGES
MUTTERING
NERVOUS HABITS
SMOKING
OBSESSING
PERVERSION
PLOTTING
POUTING
PORN
POSSESSIVENESS
PRIDE
BEING PROUD
REBELLING
BEING RECKLESS
RATIONALIZATION
BEING RESTLESS
BEING RUDE
HATING YOURSELF
SEXUAL IMMORALITY
SEXUAL IMPURITY
SEXUAL LEWDNESS
SEXUAL IDOLS
SEXUAL PERVERSIONS
ORAL SEX
SODOMY
HAVING SHAME
SHAMELESSNESS
SILLINESS
SPECULATION
STRUGGLING
BEING STUBBORN
TAKING OFFENCE
HAVING OFFENCE
GIVING OFFENCE
TRUSTING OUR BEAUTY
VANITY
WORRYING
WORSHIPPING OUR WORKS
BEING VULGAR
WALKING WITH HEATHENS
WALKING WITH SINNERS
FOLLOWING OUR OWN THOUGHTS
WALKING FOR UNPROFITABLE THINGS
WORKING FOR PRAISE
WITHDRAWING
NOT WORRYING
AND FINALLY
WHITE MAGIC

Now this isn't the whole list. Just the lulzy ones.

Now pick out what sins you have committed today from this list? According to this list, I'm bound for hell.