Last Wednesday I turned nothingbucket in for littering (3 points). Last Friday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In February odifen and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last week I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-361 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!