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artillie.
• go to Google and type, "You know you're from (your city or state) when ..."
• cut and paste the list.
• bold the items that apply to you
I did both my town and my state.
You know you're live Warner Robins if:
- You know there are two main roads, Watson and Russell, and you must access them in some to way to get to any of the others.
- Smiley's is part of your weekend plans
-You know what EDIMGIAFAD stands for
- You understand the irony of Dry Lake Park Oh yeah.
- The Big 3 refer to Southside, 2nd and Central Baptist Church and you know which one has to have an airplane beacon on their steeple.
-There is a church on every corner
-You've Walked Through Bethlehem
-You barely notice Sonic Booms And laugh at the people who freak out.
-You remember when the Old Mall was the New Mall
-You can remember when you lived in West Warner Robins, now that you are in East Warner Robins, even though you are in the same house
-The kids & teens in the area complain there is nothing to do, but you remember when there REALLY wasn't anything to do
-The whole city shuts down for the WRHS/NSHS game
-You remember the 4 way stop at the corner of Houston Lake and 96 before it was a red light and that there were no stores in the area for miles.
-You still talk about the Flood of '94
-You've been to The Whistle Stop Cafe, at least once, and was disappointed when Tawanda wasn't there!
-You know the original locations of Shaheens office Center, McCullough Funeral Home, Dead Man's Curve and Central Baptist Church
-You know that Gottwalls Books is the BEST bookstore in town! (ONLY bookstore in town as far as I am concerned )
-You can correctly pronounce Bonaire, Pio Nono, Tobesofkee, and Ocmulgee.
-Nu-Way hotdogs actually taste good to you.
-Houston County doesn't make you think of Texas.
-You miss the Whoopie.
-There is a church less than a mile from your house. There are 7!
-You blame everything on the Mayor.
-You know the pink poodle isn't a nightclub.
-You see nothing wrong with men wearing pink suits and flower pins in March.
-You think Mark Ballard has a secret.
-You know the words to 13wmaz's theme song.
-You take a vacation for the grand opening of Bass Pro shop.
-You know there's is nothing sexual about a quickie, The Big Bang Boom, or The Taste of Downtown.
-You've referred to the big peach to give someone directions.
-You know the Hay House doesn't board horses.
-You've used a fake name to sneak in Lake Wildwood.
-An inch of snow makes you panic and run to Kroger.
-You been on a field trip to the Indian Mounds.
-You have at least one scar from Olympia Skating Rink.
-You don't have to worry about working on the night of the WR vs. NS football game.
-You can remember when the Galleria Mall was nothing but a red frame in a field.
-You go on vacation and when you get back,there's a whole new subdivision where there once was just a cornfield....
-You get cut off in the Wal-Mart parking lot by a fat girl in a camouflage Chevy Blazer.
You know you're from Georgia when..
1. You can properly pronounce Chickamauga(Chick-a-MAW-ga), DeKalb (de-KAB), Dahlonega (duh-LON-uh-guh), Smyrna(SMERna), BuenaVista(BYOON-a VISS-ta), Valdosta (val-DOSS-ta) , Okefenokee (OH-kee-fin-OH-kee), La Fayette (la FATE),Vienna (vie-IN-er), Seville (SEE-vill), and Albany(all-BIN-nee)
P.S . Atlanta = ADD-LANNA not AT-LANT-A.
2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for
a funnel.
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the
distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and buggies.
6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at weddings and funerals.
7. You think everyone from a Yankee-state has an accent.
8. You measure distance in minutes.
9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit
11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding
date.
13. You know someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
14 Almost everyone you know is either Baptist or Methodist.
15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy Silverado Extended Bed
Crew Cab is.
16. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressing.
17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
18. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin'" to send them to your
friends.
19. On one side of the road there's Wal-Mart and on the other is a cotton
field.
20. The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."
21. "Ya'll" is a word.
22. Fried chicken is a major part of your diet Not really.
23. Krispy Kreme doughnuts are the only kind of doughnuts you eat.
24. You call it a cold Christmas if you don't break out in a sweat in your
new sweater.
25. Your whole town completely shuts down for 1 inch of snow or just the
threat of snow.
26. People actually grow, eat and like okra!
27. You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a
Southerner.
28. Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
29. Panama City Beach, Florida is a big deal.
30. You understand that at least once a year your car will turn yellow with
pollen.
31. You know at least one Bubba, and maybe a few guys named Bo.
32. You say "tuna fish sandwich."
33. You use "Sir" and "Ma'am" if there's a remote possibility that person
you're talking to is least 30 minutes older than you are.
And finally...
34. You are 100% Georgian if you have ever had this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr Pepper."
artillie. • go to Google and type, "You know you're from (your city or state) when ..."
• cut and paste the list.
• bold the items that apply to you
I did both my town and my state.
You know you're live Warner Robins if:
- You know there are two main roads, Watson and Russell, and you must access them in some to way to get to any of the others.
- Smiley's is part of your weekend plans
-You know what EDIMGIAFAD stands for
- You understand the irony of Dry Lake Park Oh yeah.
- The Big 3 refer to Southside, 2nd and Central Baptist Church and you know which one has to have an airplane beacon on their steeple.
-There is a church on every corner
-You've Walked Through Bethlehem
-You barely notice Sonic Booms And laugh at the people who freak out.
-You remember when the Old Mall was the New Mall
-You can remember when you lived in West Warner Robins, now that you are in East Warner Robins, even though you are in the same house
-The kids & teens in the area complain there is nothing to do, but you remember when there REALLY wasn't anything to do
-The whole city shuts down for the WRHS/NSHS game
-You remember the 4 way stop at the corner of Houston Lake and 96 before it was a red light and that there were no stores in the area for miles.
-You still talk about the Flood of '94
-You've been to The Whistle Stop Cafe, at least once, and was disappointed when Tawanda wasn't there!
-You know the original locations of Shaheens office Center, McCullough Funeral Home, Dead Man's Curve and Central Baptist Church
-You know that Gottwalls Books is the BEST bookstore in town! (ONLY bookstore in town as far as I am concerned )
-You can correctly pronounce Bonaire, Pio Nono, Tobesofkee, and Ocmulgee.
-Nu-Way hotdogs actually taste good to you.
-Houston County doesn't make you think of Texas.
-You miss the Whoopie.
-There is a church less than a mile from your house. There are 7!
-You blame everything on the Mayor.
-You know the pink poodle isn't a nightclub.
-You see nothing wrong with men wearing pink suits and flower pins in March.
-You think Mark Ballard has a secret.
-You know the words to 13wmaz's theme song.
-You take a vacation for the grand opening of Bass Pro shop.
-You know there's is nothing sexual about a quickie, The Big Bang Boom, or The Taste of Downtown.
-You've referred to the big peach to give someone directions.
-You know the Hay House doesn't board horses.
-You've used a fake name to sneak in Lake Wildwood.
-An inch of snow makes you panic and run to Kroger.
-You been on a field trip to the Indian Mounds.
-You have at least one scar from Olympia Skating Rink.
-You don't have to worry about working on the night of the WR vs. NS football game.
-You can remember when the Galleria Mall was nothing but a red frame in a field.
-You go on vacation and when you get back,there's a whole new subdivision where there once was just a cornfield....
-You get cut off in the Wal-Mart parking lot by a fat girl in a camouflage Chevy Blazer.
You know you're from Georgia when..
1. You can properly pronounce Chickamauga(Chick-a-MAW-ga), DeKalb (de-KAB), Dahlonega (duh-LON-uh-guh), Smyrna(SMERna), BuenaVista(BYOON-a VISS-ta), Valdosta (val-DOSS-ta) , Okefenokee (OH-kee-fin-OH-kee), La Fayette (la FATE),Vienna (vie-IN-er), Seville (SEE-vill), and Albany(all-BIN-nee)
P.S . Atlanta = ADD-LANNA not AT-LANT-A.
2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for
a funnel.
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the
distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and buggies.
6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at weddings and funerals.
7. You think everyone from a Yankee-state has an accent.
8. You measure distance in minutes.
9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit
11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding
date.
13. You know someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
14 Almost everyone you know is either Baptist or Methodist.
15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy Silverado Extended Bed
Crew Cab is.
16. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressing.
17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
18. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin'" to send them to your
friends.
19. On one side of the road there's Wal-Mart and on the other is a cotton
field.
20. The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."
21. "Ya'll" is a word.
22. Fried chicken is a major part of your diet Not really.
23. Krispy Kreme doughnuts are the only kind of doughnuts you eat.
24. You call it a cold Christmas if you don't break out in a sweat in your
new sweater.
25. Your whole town completely shuts down for 1 inch of snow or just the
threat of snow.
26. People actually grow, eat and like okra!
27. You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a
Southerner.
28. Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
29. Panama City Beach, Florida is a big deal.
30. You understand that at least once a year your car will turn yellow with
pollen.
31. You know at least one Bubba, and maybe a few guys named Bo.
32. You say "tuna fish sandwich."
33. You use "Sir" and "Ma'am" if there's a remote possibility that person
you're talking to is least 30 minutes older than you are.
And finally...
34. You are 100% Georgian if you have ever had this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr Pepper."
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Date: 2010-08-02 03:28 am (UTC)1. You've scraped your icy car windows with a credit card.
2. You've "shoveled" your driveway with a whisk broom or dust pan.
3. You don't think twice about wearing Teva sandals, blaze yellow Gortex, rip-stop pants to a nice steakhouse.
4. You don't go to work for a whole week if there's 2 inches of snow.
10. You've seriously taken a class on avalanches and how to survive them in the backcountry.
13. You think Taco Del Mar is pretty good Mexican food.
14. You wanted a piece of the demolished King Dome.
15. You think there should be MORE Starbucks.
16. You think there are too many Starbucks.
17. You have an I.V. line of coffee dripping into your body at all hours.
23. You stop for pedestrians because you know they don't even look before stepping into traffic.
30. You've eaten a fish taco.
31. You recycle everything possible and think people who don't are criminally irresponsible.
32. You'll always like watching the fish throwers at Pike Place.
33. You don't wear high heels/hose or neckties, pretty much ever.
34. You've experienced firsthand the difference between "water-resistant" and "water-proof" clothing.
45. Your kids play in the rain and don't care.
46. When Mt. Rainier appears on a sunny day, you are always amazed.
52. You don't need to call a computer specialist for home computer problems because you or someone you know can fix it.
53. You give directions like this: I can't remember what that road's called, but it's just past the hill, after the Shell station. If you start going up another hill, then you've passed it. I think there's some kind of plant nursery across from where you turn, so look for that.
54. You know someone who retired extremely wealthy before turning 40.
57. You have flex hours at work.
58. You can't believe Boeing moved it's HQ elsewhere.
64. You know the phone number to report carpool lane violators.
65. You've been in four completely different weather systems all in one day.
66. You've "packed it in and packed it out".
67. You have at least three friends who are working "contract".
68. You've been in subterranean downtown Seattle via "The Underground Tour"
69. You've been on most of the ferry routes and missed ferries by just a few seconds.
70. You've had a "Nordie bar".
71. You've had pets in counseling.
72. You expect people to come to complete stops in highway merge lanes.
73. You enjoy having "help out to the car" with your groceries.
74. You're polite with people but not too personal.
75. You email way more than you phone anyone.
76. You've visited The Troll, Lenin, and Hendrix.
77. You've driven to the western edge of America on a whim, and it took a really long time to get there.
78. You've gone camping on a whim.
79. You own your own tent and about a hundred other camping supplies.
80. You sort of do but sort of don't "believe" in the existence of the Sasquatch.
81. You've seen the Seahawks play in Qwest Field.
86. You've seen the summer wildflowers at Mount Rainier.
87. You know Baker has the most snow the earliest.
94. You know University of Washington is known as "udub", not "u of w" or "uw".
95. You know where all the free wireless is.
96. You never have a real tan but you do get badly sunburned at least once every year.
97. You own one of those lamps that simulates sunlight.
98. You've eaten aplets or cotlets.
99. You think the recently suggested state slogan, "Say-Wah" is about the dumbest thing you've ever heard.
100. You know you're living in one of the most beautiful parts of the world and you try hard to experience it, appreciate it, and take care of it.