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Title: I Want to Take You Home With Me!
Words: 326
Rating:PG
Genre: Humor
Characters/Pairings:Prussia, Sealand, England, Sweden/Finland
Warnings: Crack, Awesome Prussia
Summary:From the Axis Powers Hetalia kink meme. Prussia decides to just take Sealand home with him (since he's apparently a lover of cute things)



Prussia walked into the building where the world meeting was going to be held with his head up high and his manly awesomeness spreading around the room.

He heard England yelling at someone and was going to ignore it( because he would mostly likely make England feel lesser than a man if went over there) until he heard the cutest little voice ever.

"Jerk England! One day, I will become a mighty country that you will have to bow down to! And then who will be laughing? ME! THE MIGHTY SEALAND!"

Prussia turned around to see a cute little boy with blond hair who was wearing a cute sailors outfit. He had the cutest little frown on his cute round childlike face.

Prussia's cute meter went off the scale. In a quick flash, he ran over to the boy and pulled him into a giant bear hug.

"P-Prussia?! What are you doing?" asked a shocked England.

"W-what?" sputtered Sealand, "Who are you?!"

Prussia nuzzled his chin on top of Sealand's head. "Aw~! You are sooo cute!! I want to take you home with me!!" he crooned as he hugged Sealand tighter.

"Let me go!" yelled Sealand as he struggled in Prussia awesome hug.

"No! You are coming home with me, you cute little thing!"

"No I'm not! MOM! DAD! Help!" screamed Sealand.

Prussia stopped his nuzzling. "Mom? Dad?" he repeated. Suddenly, he felt and strong hand on his shoulder. He turned around to see a very angry Sweden and Finland.

"Heh, heh. So you are his parents huh?"

"I think our son want you to let him go now," said Finland with a sharp tone. Sweden increased his Death Glare at Prussia.

"Fine." Prussia released his hug on Sealand, who immediately ran to hide behind Sweden.

Then a thought popped into Prussia's head. "Wait a second! Sealand is Iggy's bratty brother. How is that he staying in your house!?"

"We 'ought 'im on Ebay," said Sweden.

Date: 2009-04-05 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starawings.livejournal.com
*snorts* That last sentance did it for me! *nearly chokes giggling*

Date: 2009-04-05 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] summersoltice.livejournal.com
ahahahaha XD and this is why we don't invoke the wrath of papa bear XD

Date: 2009-04-06 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mean-fangirl.livejournal.com
This was hilariois! XD

Date: 2009-04-06 08:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yoarastrophe.livejournal.com
Psfffft I always crack up when I'm reminded of Piratebay trying to buy Sealand...

Date: 2009-04-08 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mydetheturk.livejournal.com
*laughter - muffled*not muffledf*wait for it*nasty coughs*there*
Ouch. i started laughing hard enough to start coughing. And that's not good, cause I'm sick.

This was cute and funny. It's amazing. T'was the Ebay sentence that got me.

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